You would be surprised how hard it is to teach a five year old not to eat his own doodie.
This was probably the worst babysitter I’ve ever had. He only let the pretty boys play with his toys.
Vince Guaraldi
“Christmas Time Is Here”
A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965)
(via: moviescore)
To think of it, my child does say the “N” word an awful lot for a baby.
There is no better way to attract older gay men like a bedazzled jean jacket and a beard made with pen marks.
My finger has finally stopped bleeding.
On a different note, I found out I’m one of those assholes who can’t open a box with a knife without slicing a piece of his finger off.
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Stephen Fry on the Joys of Swearing
a baby doing the stanky leg.
yes, a baby doing the dance called the stanky leg… on a table.
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